Roman Dog

The life of a Roman dog, as told by Roman, the dog.

Sunday, December 04, 2005

Ice is the Food of the Gods

I am pretty easy to please in the treat department. No milk bones or rawhide chews or little fake sausages wrapped in fake bacon and then drenched in chicken broth for this dog. Leave that crap to the house dogs and city sissies. I am a rough and tumble man-dog, who eats a manly snack. Here I am waiting for my favorite treat, an ice cold ice cube. Good for the teeth, good for the body, good for the soul.

Be jealous, all you owners of finicky dogs who eat expensive doggie treats.

Remember the name and tremble in awe each time you hear it...I am Roman, Ice Eater.


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